[This reads like a spoof, but it's a real press release. wow-com is run by
the Cellular Telecommunications and Internet Association in DC, and the
press release is highlighted on Mobile Motion's website too. --Declan]
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http://www.wow-com.com/news/newsline/press_release.cfm?press_id=3079
Adult Location-Based Services Driving Wireless Portal's Growth
August 15, 2001 | Mobile Motion
LOS ANGELES - Aug. 15, 2001 -- Mobile Motion Inc. today denied
fuckedcompany.com rumors that layoffs have taken place. Mobile Motion
confirmed they are hiring new employee's and are experiencing
exponential growth driven primarily through their wireless
location-based adult services: Strip Club Search and Escort Search.
Mobile Motion provides phone numbers and addresses for thousands of
local transportation and recreation businesses and services across the
country.
"At Mobile Motion, we value the strong relationships we have with our
wireless consumers and have consistently listen to them. Adult
wireless location-based services are fueling our growth and we intend
to provide new adult services that are relevant to our mobile
consumer's needs," said David Perez, Mobile Motion's marketing
manager.
To access the service, consumers simply click on Mobile Motion on
their Web-enabled phones (wap.mobilemotion.com) or handheld device
(pda.mobilemotion.com) and enter their current location by area code,
zip code, airport code, address, or city and state. Once they have
entered their location, they can quickly find a multitude of nearby
transportation and recreation services. Need a taxi to pick you up and
don't know the number? Simply enter the street name to find nearby. On
a business trip and need to find an Escort or the nearest strip club?
Simply enter the city and state and get phone numbers of the closest
business.
About Mobile Motion
Mobile Motion Inc. is a wireless internet transportation and
recreation company that enables mobile consumers to enter their
location and use that location to access a variety of relevant
businesses from their Web-enabled phone (wap.mobilemotion.com) or
handheld device (pda.mobilemotion.com).
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